Monday, 14 June 2010

Hello

Hi have just had my geography exam and it has taken the life out of me serously i went straight to sleep when i got home i was up at like half five because my brother was stomping about the house when he was leaving for france so i was reallt tired. it was actually quite easy all the case studies were easy so i think i got my c geography but i have to wait untill thursday because i have another geography exam which is really pisky and it is all about descion making my mother has decided since i get all that free time after my exams i hve to cook one meal a week and learn how to iron proberly well ido know how to iron i just can't be bothered to do it
Any way i realise i have not told  you what i got for my birthday i got two ne tops £25 pounds from my gran and a pair of jeans a pair gorgey footles tights which i am not happy about because i wanted green ones and they were black with a lacey strip down the side but they were nice anyway, i got a new bag a flavoured lip gloss and a charlie and lola cake, i also got anna kerenina which i will read after all my exam are over. My mum  is jabbering away downstaors and ican hear her it is very annoying i wish i could just sleep all day long i am really stressed out at the momment. Though on saturady i am going to get really drunk and i will probly get so drunk that my cousin will leave me in some ditch overnight and i will be found by a farmer which i can tell you now is not a good idea not that i have ever done it my mum has thpugh she was just twellihg me hoe she went out and got pissed after her exams where over and she said when it came to alchol i am a very bad teenager because she thinks i don't drink it apart frm the odd glass of wine here there good thing she doesn't know about the missing bicardi bottle. Basically during half term my cousin step came over because her mum my my mums cosin went on holiday so she was staying with us welll she found a botttle of bicardi in the old drinks cainet which i forgot abot so any way she thought it would be funny if we poured some of it into a half a bottle of coke and sit in  the park and get pissed so i said no but i said will do it in the garden becuase my brother was at a mates and my parents were at some partay well i sought of loss my cosin when she left to get more i hadn't realised how drunk she had got becsause she is a bit light weight especially for a courtney (my grans family) so any way i found her on the swings snogging the face of this boy that i did not recognise so walked up to him and told him to stop being such a pig her such a slapper that when he turned to face mre irealise he  was the boy i knew from primary school and he used bully me about my nickname being the name of a bank so yeah as you can already see heis a bit of twazzock. so anyway she was already really pissed so i drageed by the arms and ran for it when he realise who i was so any was by the time we got back she was knocked out so i cleaned her face up a bit and spuirted breath freshner in her mouth so mum would not smell the bicardi. i was a bit pissed but i am not light weight like her i just felt a bit dizy when i got up my mum thinks stph is a bad influence on me whci h is true but then again she lets me hand out with elliott and his mates so she is on to talk becuse elliott is worse than her if you know what i mean we had alo of great druken momments togher especially when i pushe down pagaham harbour and  mad him snog his cat which i have a video off but thin is he don't remeber it so har har apparnetly i asked one of his mates to have sex with me but i don't beleive him beause i am never that drunk round his mates i am always clean and sober and at the height of sophsicuffs. now yall be good yer hear yal aunt sal

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