1 Hour and 37 minutes

it has officially taken mrs murton one hour and 37 minutes to mark my work. and guess what was wrong with it? one little spelling!

Hello Nini  you chose media becuase you a numpty any how do you think i feel i am in a class with a teacher with love handles and a bad haircut and she thinks i am revising. haha samlearnings crashed no one is revising

hello abby here i am in science but in an ict class room. We are supose to revisin for our physics but know one is ihave got the bitesze page up to pretend. So any way life is great Nini has left me to do media i don't know why she does media she is vey smart and is like a drop out subject. so any way i better go before i get caught

Why the hell i chose Media

u wanna know why i chose media  . i chose it cos it sounded interesting. i thought studying films sounded fun cos i'm a real movie person. if i had known it'll be this dull i would have never chosen it. it was cool studying Hitchcock's Pyscho last year i loved that but afterwards it just went downhill. down hill badly. word of advice don't choose Media.
Media High's
Psycho
Making my own fashion magzine
and yeah that's about it

signing out now cos mrs murton thinks i'm reading the newspaper

it is official i hate media

i have a 57 year old media teacher with the memory of an amnesiac goldfish. an idiotic amnesiac goldfish. this woman should have retired yonks ago. i have been waiting goodness knows how many lessons for her to do the simple task of checking my work. mrs murton is getting on my freakin nerves. she's moans like the feaking depressing scotsman. she just does it while walking around the room, barely noticing some people like me require her attention. word of warning, if you have a teacher reaching the age of one of those mumbling oaps, don't expect to learn anything from her or just get her to spare just a couple of minutes of her not so precious time to check your work. she has gone around and moaned at every person who is ridiculously behind but she cant seem to give me any time of her day. literally 30 seconds would have been enough. she is a teacher who cannot even give a hard working student just one little ounce of her attention. not one effin ounce. am i not worth her time? how are annoying pre deliquents able to get her undivided attention but i get completely ignored. i might just shout the freakin odds at her to get my work marked. what has the educational world come to! now she's on about her husband! fan freakin tastic!

hee i have stolen her computer

 Nini is a complete idoit and i have stolen her computer over and out

boo hoo hoooo wide acre gon wahhhhhhhhhhhh

Blee bloo blah hello people of the klingon world this is tyour leader only joking i am just some random person from planet earth best planet in the universe. Anyways me and strange person are in ict again i have lost my beloved book wideacre. so to cheer myself up i made a preety picture. An ways sorrry abou my random post about meerkats i ate a spoonful icing from some cake i was making and i was high on sugar. sighning out

Mr Bell Song

ooh mr bell is a scottish man

a really depressing scottish man

a really ugly scottish man

a really gay scottish man

scottish man

scottish man

he has no life

spends each day depressing others

he's a boring scottish man

boring scottish man

scottish man

ugly scottish man

Compare the Meerkats

I have just discovered that there really is a compare the meerkat website because i was just reading Nini's media post and she was talking about it and i decided to check it out and it is really ther OMG.

 I have just told Devils Spawn (my little bro) about this and he loooked at me as if i was completly and utterly mad. But i am the girl who went right when a friend tol me to go left and ended up in Twicknham thanks Becca.

Ict Catch up

Hello me and strange person are in ict catch up because we have been naughty and not done our work. So anyway apart from total boredoisty we have hatched a plan to make mr bell think there is something on his ginormus forehead so i thoyght itell the whole wide world blee bloo blah. Signing out

Nini-Isn't this image funky? You know it is!

New cool image

Seeing as i have not delghted you with my gorgeous images i have just made one

Mumbles in Media

this might end up being a long post but i have to make it long so it looks like i am actually doing work. then again this is media studies. the lesson where nobody does anything and doesn't seem to give a crap that this is an actual gcse course. i on the hand have evrything done four lessons earlier than everyone else except the one girl who looks a little hungover - she finished two lessons ago-wonder why?. anyway i'm stuck in a resouce centre without a working printer and a supply teacher called something Mcsomething. ok she ain't my usual loopy does air guitar in a tight paisley skirt 57 year old(!)media teacher but she ain't no better. in fact if it wasn't for this blog i would be bored out my skull. half my class has a sudden obsession with Megan Fox and the other half are on the Compare the Market, Compare the Meerkat webite and now my supply teacher is on about America's Next Top Model. she's about five stone too fat to be considering a modelling career. i wonder what abby is doin now. she's in science i think.her weird aussie teacher left so now she has Ms Obeysekere. boring treacher with bad love handles and a haircut that does nothing for her.

Nini you are soooooooooooooooooooo last year i got that stiif dylan song years ago. And your right Aaron Johnson does play Young John lennon in nowhere boy. Did you know that this "SEX GOD" is going out with someone 23 years older than him and she is pregnant with HIS child and her previous kids are okay with him being there stepfather when he is probably only 10 or more years older than them

Reality leaves a lot to the imagination

i wanted to think of a really  funky thing to sasy at the start of this blog but there were no thoughts coming to me so i picked one off the 'Net by John Lennon. isn't that who Nowhere boy is based on? yeah it is. i liked Aaron Johnson as one of the Stiff Dylans. ooh that remionds me i downloaded Ultraviolet off itunes last weekend. i tried to find the song on all the free music sites but i couldn't so i payed 99p for it on itunes. have you noticed itunes prices are going up? songs are like 20p more now. so not fair. got to go. science awaits. great;(

Abigail- You gotta love Facebook

if u want to find a pic of someone, facebook is the place to go. i'm sayin that to everyone whose reading this. it's especially good if u want to get embarrasing pics of your teachers although you should feel sorry for me and Abby cos we have such a ugly guy who we have to look at at least twice a week for an entire hour cos he spends most of our lessons giving our class an INSANELY long and depressing lecture and how we will fail i.c.t.

Nini you are very bad girl where did you find that picture of our dear Mr bell. Have you been stalking him again. Any way it is Nearly nine and I have slipped on the ice nearly 10 times today do not laugh readers mabye it was that Liquer choc i had not just 2 hours ago. night all and may all that sail in you errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr have a good journey i guess.

At the momment my brother has just found out about this blog and is annoying me he conveys a message to the world: "eat toaster waffles". Yes he is as mad as he sounds

It is 16:00 and we are both in our homes I (abby) is obviously writing my blog but i have know idea what my partner in crime (not) is doing. i have just had a slice of extremly choclate cake and completly high on sugar so please ignore my random ramblings.

Yum! he he

My English Teacher is a Football Player!!

what do most English teachers do in a spare time? read Shakespeare, watch sappy movies, spend their weekends planning lessons for teenagers who really couldn't care less about Mice and Men. Well no, not my English teacher. my english teacher, Miss Norma Kearney, plays football in her spare time. this is the same woman who can recite the introduction of Romeo and Juliet, has read Of Mice and Men at least forty times and tells us we will become homeless if we don't pass our Englush GCSE. this woman plays football. the gets down and dirty in a field in London in a ridiculous black and green stripy football kit scoring goals for an all female team of crazy irish women.

New images from Abby

These took me literally a minute this is how boring our ict lessons are.

First images by Abby

I created these in 5 minutes far better than nini's picture

First Images by Nini

i created these in just a ten minutes. my head of year still thinks i am working ha ha!

Nini&Abby has begun

it's 9:53am and we are in i.c.t. we are supposed to be doing our work but mr bell isn't here- thankx sir;)- so we are creating a blog cos we are just that random. our head of year is standing right behind me and she thinks we are working! Ms Stewart- you are a blind idiot! we got the idea for this blog from the funky art work (which is supposed to be our coursework) we have been doing on adobe illustrator and we figured the artwork we do is cool and we want to show the world- well at least anyone who sees this blog.