to nini from abby

yes we are stil on fot 2morrow and i don't think my mother will be there so yeah

Message for Abby :-D

are you still on for tomorrow-thursday? i'm just wondering cos you haven't blogged in a while. should we still meet up at 11 by the fat ladys and head to your house. i want to know wat you have in mind to wear for your induction day. oh and by the way will there be any family members of your at your house tommorrow morning cos i am reallynot in the mood to be harrased by your parents or questioned insanely by them. i have your money don't worry and my dad gave me some of his spare change(only cos his wallet was looking a little stuffed) so i have some cash. i really want to buy that rose keyring i saw in claire's it better still be there and after a lot of moaning i got my mum to buy me headphones. she couldn't find any purple so i have the pink gumy which actually loks cool with a purple ipod. oh and you still have some of my spare change which i would like back. anyways blog back and text me so i know if we are still on for 2moro. and tell me if i will face the spanish inquisition of questionning from your mmother...or father or great aunt mildred or great uncle fernando yeah yeah you get it just blog back and text back plz.

i have a pretty scarf, abby has wings

abbyboa you are an angel with invisible wings and the bestest. thank you for paying for the h&m scarf and i will pay you back on thursday.

i promise i will :-D

Reply for nini

Right tell your mum i don no know ther is a staue of two fat ladys at centre court i did not know they were called the fat ladys untill i went on that geog trip any way starbucks for lunch is cool with me though iwas thinking of costas but starbucks is fine by me. and your capstick situation i think ican help you out with my mum bought me two packs of flavoured chapsticks so you can have one if you want iwill sho you it tommorrrow. and talking of my mum i still have not told her i am meeting you tommorrow so ahhhhhhhh i must tell because otherwise she will be in totall fuck and ring the police yeah i know but my mum is that sorta person

Message for Abby

hi just confirming we are still on for tomorrow-11am by the fat ladys. oh and my mum wanted me to ask you why there is even a statue of two fat ladys outside centre court. she thinks you will know cos you live in wimbledon. i think i have an outfit for induction day. i found a purple top with lacy straps and a black cropped cardigan and my mum found a pair of dark purpley burgundy trousers that look really smart so i just need accessories like jewerelly so i figured we could find purple jewerelly for me at the same time when we find purple jewerelly for you. i still need chapstick and headphones so make sure i do not forget them especilly the chapstick cos my lips feel like crap cos i am trying to save as much of the stub of chapstick i have left. remember to hit boots tommorrow cos the barry m eyeshadows are amazing and they have a 3 for £10 wel they did the last time i went and we have to hit h&m and claire's and accessorize and  to Starbucks for lunch unless you haev any other suggestions.

Okay diddly okily

Wow iam such a ned flanders. Anys yeah that it is cool with me 11 at the fat ladys. though i am not paying for everything you know i will pay for lunch and mabye somethingelse for you but that is it we can just browse ineed to find some nice purpley jewllery to go with my dress i will show you my dress in the shop that i got it from so yeah i am such weirdo i have just been watching our boys play football i even sang the national anthem nah only jokes i dodn't really so yeah nini just give me confirmation that we are still on for friday on thurdsay night okay love yah XXX

it's not fair.

abby-can we meet at 11 cos i need to back by 3:30. plus we have something being delivered from ikea or currys at 11 and i plan to be out of the house by then cos delivery men freak me out! Read post and reply plz :-)

this is what i argued about with my parents yesterday. i m not trying to sound selfish but i need money. money for essentail items such as a new pair of headphones cos my old ones have decided to go on a permanent strike and not work. also i need money for phone credit cos i have like £2 left and that won't last me long. and i need an outfit for my Wallington induction day. i have not a clue what you wear to a sixth form induction day especially one at a grammar school. i have nothing remotely smart except my old school uniform. abby i need to know what you plan to wear. please help me find an outfit or something on friday. i was thinking i could get one of those like checked shirts and  cardigan cos they look smart but casual so i don't end up looking like Paris Geller(gilmore girls reference). oh and i need an umbrella. that sounds unusual but it is n one of the few essenials i wwill completely forget about ooh and some chapstick cos i am down to my last one in which only a tiny stub is left. ok don't ask me how the hell i am gioing to even buy a single item on the miniscule amount of money i have. i should probably forget the umbrella and only get half the outfit. maybe i could just get the shirt and find a cardigan later. i need chapstick cos  my lips are desperate need for them. we are going to get make up for roa so we might as well get chapstick then. and headphones. the only good ones are the gummys but they are like 6 quid which is a bit annoying cos i think i will just about be able to scrape that much. oh man i'm gonna have to choose between headphones and chapstick. both vital essentals. i need lip care and something to listen to music with. what do you think i should choose?

ok abby out of all the things mentioned above what do you think i should buy and what should i do about the rest of the stuff i need? if you can help me out (especially cash wise but you have to unless u want to) i will be sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo grateful.
if you can't be botthered to read through that last bit again here is a quick list
shirt (or something similar)
cardigan(optional)
chapstick
headphones
any induction day outfit essentials(suggestions would be helpful here)
your roa essentails(and you thought i forgot about you...)

reply for abby

ok fat ladys at 12 for lunch then hit the shops just to warn you i will have very little money cos my parents aren't giving me any cash because practically and annoyingly a lot of money is going into renovating the house so i will be as poor as a pauper :-( :-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-(:-( how very sad :-(

Message to nini

Okay friday is cool i say we meet at the fat ladys around about oooh idon't know after lunch or we could meet for lunch i will be pay okay see yah XXX

MY DAY TUESDAY

ooh abby i was thinking cos we have been meaning to go out shopping and as of yet haven't we should maybe friday or next monday cos today was dragged around Wyvale Gerden centre as my mum decided to spend £35 on David Austin roses and plants. apparently as well as renovating the house we are renovating the garden. i was surrounded by a tons of old people who really envied this pinky orangey peachy coloured rose called Lady of Shalot which i picked out. it was the last one left although when several old people asked if there was more i said there was which was mean but oh well. it's 7:15pm and i have just finished planting one of them with my mum cos i'd promised i would help and only now has the blistering heat of the sun finally cooled down.

anyways on that pre roa shoppping trip you and me need to go on. i say we stay in wimbledon and hit boots cos they have BarryM make up which has the most amazzing eyeshadows then debenhams for some more classy make up. also claire's as well cos they have tons of random accessories and loads of clip on earrings which would look cool on you. oh and they have magnetic earrings if you ain't too keen on clip ons.

JUST HURRY UP AND BLOG BACK so we can make a plan! :-D

Poo

Wel nini you lucky bitch having a cat i wish i had a cat because i miss my cats who have all passed on into kitty heaven and my dad won't let meh ave another one because he says he doesn't want to set of hayfever with cat fur because he has been quite cood with his hay fever this year i have had three cats in total a tabby called wiggy ( don't ask bu it was easy to say that then wendy when your three and the name stuck, Nigella ( originally called nigel but her old owners my mums friend thought it was a boy but we still called her nigle any way) who was a black and white and then ther was Jasper my tabby who went walkabouts then never camee back it was sad those three months i spent looking for him it was sad i thought the nasty russian blue at got him or some rogue firework ( it was new year) so yeah so i ave only got  three goldfish in a pond at the momment

i have a cat?...

ok well it's not technically my cat it belonged to Demi my old next door neighbour who you've seen at school abby. when she moved out the woman next door was supposed to look after the cat but she never feeds it and it always comes to my house and sleeps among my mum's flowers. it has about four special spots and my mum and me leave food out cassionalluy. ever since i've been home all the time it comes and sits on the ption and rolls on its stomach and miaows and it is sooo cute and i said to my mum it's practically our pet cos the woman next door can't be bothered with it so hooray i officially have a pet cat. i've named it(i don't know if it's a girl or boy and i ain't too keen on checking its private regionsto find out). it is called FishCake because i once threw out a fish cake i didn't like out of the window and the cat ate it

I HAVE MY BAKEWELL TART

After many hours of dilema in a methphorical cake shop i have finally chosen my bakewel tart and i have told felix and i think he unerstands  and i hope we can still be friends because he was great to talk to though i better not tell my bakewell tart but at least i can enjoy him because he all miney. so yeah had my first day alone in the house did not not get up untill 11 spend ages stuffing envelops with invitations ( nothing exciting just exihbitionthing) did a bit of cooking cried my eyes out over onions watched eastenders came up her to do the blog so yeah.
My house is like a flaminmad house  iam quite literally blamed for every thing that goes on this place even if it is my bro fault.
I found this corset thing in the bottom of my my mums wardrobe it was so funny even though iam really skinny i managed to get my waist in really tight so i looked anorexic though i could not breathe. i wonder why my mum had one it is not like it could fit her without breaking her bones no offence
 iam just of to waytch micheal mcintyre he is so funny have you seen the man drawder one i am still laughing inside anbout it now it was so funny any way bye i will see you in half and hour her is a a                                              

oh the wonders found in vacuumbags

my mum is a person with way too many clothes. it got so bad she put tons of them in those large bags and vacuumed the air out of them so they could fit in to the back of her old wardrobe. now she had cconvinced  herself she only had two lurking in there when in fact my mum has six large vacuum bags-four in her wardrobe andtwo right at the bottom of mine which i hadn't ever noticed until today. because i need  new wardrobe and a new makeover for my room my mum decided i should start tidying up all the crap i have. i have so far half done my table when she found those bags.

freedom, laziness and road trips

hi it's Nini here. first of all a little message to abbyboa-sorry sorry sorry and sorry for not blogging until now. my body and pretty much shut down as soon as i entered my house on friday cos exam are officailly over!!!

anyway i was asleep yesterday and i get randomly woken up by my dad wh has decided we need to take a little trip to Wallington cos i plan to go to schoool there next term. he wanted me to see the area and where the bus would go before my induction day in a couple of weeks. i was half asleep and trying to read a map which was absolute disaster especially when looking for a place named Butter Hill because i found a Strawberry Road and a Maple Close and started laughing and really annoyed my mum because i was sitting in the front and i ket rolling my seat back. we got lost a hundred times, went past butter hill a thousand times to try and find the right route and eventually afeter about three hours when we finally got it right we realised it is actually a short distance and really easy. it's also on the opposite side of all morning traffic and the last bus i get on will stop directly in front of the school.

it is a really nice school too. it is huge there are several really large buildings. one is large old fashioned one and there are several large modern renovated looking one and a large building that looks really like a poh boarding school.  i'm guessing that is for the little kiddies and one of the modern buildings is for the sixth form cos there are about three of them and one is the reception.

i saw a copuple of girls come outof the school (why they were there i have no idea-probably Wallington's version of mr bell was holding saturday catch up lessons) and the good thing is they dress pretty normally in ugg boots, jeans and kinda short skirts. that could have been cos it was a weeend but the only dress code for the sixth formers is they have to look appropriate and ready to learn.

anyway lunch is ready downstairs smells like chicken i'm gona head off and eat now and abbyboa we need to plan a pre ROA shopping spree cos incase the make up and accessories we need are not there on the day so blog suggestions. see ya :-D

OH NO IAM IN CAKE SHOP OF LOVE

Right so you remeber felix my swedish pen pal ex boyfriend right well he has just send me an email saying he loves me still and he can't sto thinking about me and wants us to be more thsan friends ( by the way it took me ages to decode this bercause of his bad english. but my promblem is i have already found his replacement so like Georgia N i am in the cake shop aof lve iam either going to go for a swedish ostkaka or a an english bakewell tart you see i lve a bit of cheesecake ( thats ostkaka) but i love my bakewell tarts because i am after all i very britshy person  but ptrotic like i know all the words to out national anthem i only know the first line  so yeah iam in a bit of a dilenma

freedom is boring

I am so bored at least when i had exam s i could be doiing some revison now i am bored i have just ended up watching new moon and even though i hate him for being in twilight i still find to irristbly sexy in that film (robert pattison) especially in the opening scene when he is with bella not so sexy when he is killing him self  i just get this tingling feeling in my stomach i am such a hypocrite because i was reading an article comparing teenage and adult crushes between mother and daughter the mother had a crush on some hippy and the daughter had crush on RP and i scoffed and said she needed to grow up. TTFN

FREEDOM

Oh i love the freedom. me and nin have just finished our last exma so yeah lets get ready to partayyy wooooooooooooooo yeah iam going out on sunday eve to celbrate this new freedom hello late mornings bye bye boring school uniform. i  love it  though now iam going to sleep and not get up untill it is time to shovel tea down my gob ohhh food so yah bye

News at ten oclock

well alright when i have finsighed this post it will be gone twn but i am writing this at 10. i have had a phone call from my brother who is in francwe my mum thinks his voice is is broken he had a nice pen friend whose dad spoke good english don't know about the mother though he had a nice time at the eiffel tower and things so yeah i will be seeing tommorow when he comes home of course. i just remebered when i went sghopping with my mummy i bought these water proof trousers for my holiday in ice land i though i would only need a small but they were bloody massive i needed a XS but that is not too bad and i have a nice cosy fleecy night nighty pyjama pyjama

How dare you

How dare you say don't get a U of course i am not going to get a U just because ig ot one in my mock exam it was breeze actually it was all about cork oak forests so yeah if you apply the same basic princpals from the rainforest it is actually really easy every one else found it easy only two people i talked to after the exam siad they found it hard one of them forgot what an ecosystem was what!!!!!!!! so yah last exam tommorrow soooooooooooooooooooooooooo excited going to get completly utterl drunk on friday nah i can't i have to be sober on saturday afternoon because i am going to the village fsair with my mum tommorrow so yeah and it is fathers day on sunday so i an't get pissed on sunday either so blah so i will just have to get secretly drunk at my cousins 21st. see mee and my two other cousin have a birthday really close toghter so we haviong like triply joint party thing at my aunts house so yeah which sholud be fun not!!!!!!!!!!!!! i don't understand them they don't talk to us for months and then out of the blue the phone and say are you free on july the 4th i mean it ridculous i mean they have siad plenty of other things they were going to do and they havn't done it and then my dad moans at me when i don't want to talk to my aunt well why should i bother. you know when she phoned i picked up the phone right she knew i had been 16 right about that time but she could not remeber when it was i sai it was yesterday which it was and then she kept going on about how sorry she was i am thinking i don't want your stinking apolgies. when i go to univeristy i will make sure iam at my boyfriends when i know my doasd is going to see them at christmas time which is the only time we seem to see them it all went a bit pear shaped when my dads brother decided not to talk or see us any more so yeah which is kind of sad i whuich my mum had siblings so  then it wouodbe easy to see the family that i actually see more of which would be nice butt njo my nan decides to only have one child.

Any ways rant over about my dads family acturall no. First of gabby she is selfish little madam and is totally up herslef i mean she is alright but she is slightly up herself like her brother george who is a prick who beat me at mario kart idiot slob then ther is yasmin she is cute but she is slightly uppity her self as well. lauren is alright if she is not not taliking abut me like one minute she is saying i am too skinny then it is my hair which always comes up and then she tells me i should be model what do you think i am to dumb to do anyth9ng else i do not want to be a brainless clotheshorse thogh ther arenot all lot of dumb models like jodie kidd and kelly ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm brook sorry i forget her last name. they both were really good on strictly yes i watch strictly it is all lot betterr than x fsactor i mean who want =s to watch some soulless soul making a fool of them selves on national tv like jeward and susan boyle oh know she was BGFT( britain got f***ing talent) oh is that a a rubbish show i meabn why can;t these people cgo to talent scouts or normal audition oh know they have to go and make a fools of them sleves because they think to highly of theme selves i mean SCD it is celebrites making fools of them selves but its is an emotional joureny and you get a real sense of pride when your fav celeb has done realy well.
woow i have just looked at how much i have written or typed rather but all i have i have siad is the truth and evertythin but the truth i mean the truth and mothing but the truth.
Who watched doctor who james corden really is everythin at yhte momment he is in sport comedy now scifi i mean it is mad i mean normally there is not much call for fat late 20 something men in the media bussiness and for the 5000 time my mum asked me whether corden wasin the history boys and this is funny thing she loves that film i mean hlaf the crew of gav n stac is in that film and gorgey dominic cooper oh speaking of dom s my little bro is still in france you know my mum got a call from him he said hello i am going bowling with my french famil got to go my mum goes oh i will call you back she calls him back he does not pick up so any way he went to the loureve sorry any french readers if i spealt that wrong i can't believe it the first time he goes to parisee he goes to the huge tower thing and the that famous art galler were moany lisa is held it tod him to tka loads of pictures and know toilets because when he went ot rome it he took a pic ture of there bath room wich his mate was sick all over it nice. so yeah i misshim it is quioet and i get to watch what i want on tv now not that i am allowed to watch the tv because i am suppose to be rwevising  love yah my crazy nut fans klingon slaute sighning out

one more exam to go!!!

it is 11:45 am on thursday i don't actualy know what date but hello everyone. it is nini here and tomorrow is my last exam. luckily it's citizenship, an absolute breeze. i got a*'s in both the mocks with barely any revision and abby got an a or a b so we're both pretty laid back about it. abby has her geography exam today i have just text her and yes i am really hungry. my mum's cooking bacon and eggs for me ain't she lovely.

anyway good luck abbyboa, don't get a U and text me after.i'm loggin  out now so i cn actually get some citizenship revision done!

Hello

Hi have just had my geography exam and it has taken the life out of me serously i went straight to sleep when i got home i was up at like half five because my brother was stomping about the house when he was leaving for france so i was reallt tired. it was actually quite easy all the case studies were easy so i think i got my c geography but i have to wait untill thursday because i have another geography exam which is really pisky and it is all about descion making my mother has decided since i get all that free time after my exams i hve to cook one meal a week and learn how to iron proberly well ido know how to iron i just can't be bothered to do it
Any way i realise i have not told  you what i got for my birthday i got two ne tops £25 pounds from my gran and a pair of jeans a pair gorgey footles tights which i am not happy about because i wanted green ones and they were black with a lacey strip down the side but they were nice anyway, i got a new bag a flavoured lip gloss and a charlie and lola cake, i also got anna kerenina which i will read after all my exam are over. My mum  is jabbering away downstaors and ican hear her it is very annoying i wish i could just sleep all day long i am really stressed out at the momment. Though on saturady i am going to get really drunk and i will probly get so drunk that my cousin will leave me in some ditch overnight and i will be found by a farmer which i can tell you now is not a good idea not that i have ever done it my mum has thpugh she was just twellihg me hoe she went out and got pissed after her exams where over and she said when it came to alchol i am a very bad teenager because she thinks i don't drink it apart frm the odd glass of wine here there good thing she doesn't know about the missing bicardi bottle. Basically during half term my cousin step came over because her mum my my mums cosin went on holiday so she was staying with us welll she found a botttle of bicardi in the old drinks cainet which i forgot abot so any way she thought it would be funny if we poured some of it into a half a bottle of coke and sit in  the park and get pissed so i said no but i said will do it in the garden becuase my brother was at a mates and my parents were at some partay well i sought of loss my cosin when she left to get more i hadn't realised how drunk she had got becsause she is a bit light weight especially for a courtney (my grans family) so any way i found her on the swings snogging the face of this boy that i did not recognise so walked up to him and told him to stop being such a pig her such a slapper that when he turned to face mre irealise he  was the boy i knew from primary school and he used bully me about my nickname being the name of a bank so yeah as you can already see heis a bit of twazzock. so anyway she was already really pissed so i drageed by the arms and ran for it when he realise who i was so any was by the time we got back she was knocked out so i cleaned her face up a bit and spuirted breath freshner in her mouth so mum would not smell the bicardi. i was a bit pissed but i am not light weight like her i just felt a bit dizy when i got up my mum thinks stph is a bad influence on me whci h is true but then again she lets me hand out with elliott and his mates so she is on to talk becuse elliott is worse than her if you know what i mean we had alo of great druken momments togher especially when i pushe down pagaham harbour and  mad him snog his cat which i have a video off but thin is he don't remeber it so har har apparnetly i asked one of his mates to have sex with me but i don't beleive him beause i am never that drunk round his mates i am always clean and sober and at the height of sophsicuffs. now yall be good yer hear yal aunt sal

abbyboa how did your geography exam go?

just wanna ask how it went. and i found a website with tons of help on the bio pre release so don't worry abou typing up the questions. oh and by the way where did you put your bags and stuff? i'm thinking i'm just gonna put it in my locker cos ms mavity won't mind if we have to come get our stuff during her lessons.

anways blog about your exams and stuff and i'm gonna continue revising bio which i've realised as actually so much easier than i thought it was when i had ms hargreaves. lucky huh!! :-D

Bon voyage ma peite brother

Hallo my brother is of on a french exchange trip tommorow. he is going to stay with his french pen pal for a week and i think that these french families only do it for the money and the gifts because we had to buy the french mother a gift and buy sweets for the kids but then again my bro will probably eat them on the ferry or something i have never been paris i have been to st marloes and callais but not to le gay paris so i am ver jealous be my brither qwill very jealous when i go to nepal when i go to esher though my mum probly won't let me go. so yah see yal in the next life

Lazy Lazy Friday

just a quick message after watching about five straight hours of telly to abbyboa.  first why have you nt posted yet?! abbbyboa hasn't posted since her bday can you believer it? and she told me she got no presents except some shower gel from her brother and i have a feeling she telling a little porkie and she's just playing withna room full of presents and not posting. anyways abbyboa if you see this message can you type up the biology pre release questions cos i can only read questions 2, 3, 7, 8 and 12. thanx :))))

Three more exams to go!!!

nini here- quick post to say me and abyboa only have three more exams to go. maths tomorrow, biology on wednesday and citizenship on friday and then we are done!!! yay yay yay yay yay and a million more yays!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i tell you i can't wait till tomorrow is over! i need to sleep so bad. i am so close to being shatterred- you know what abbyboa i'm gonna come round your house over the weekend orr something cos i will feel waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy to tired to anything but sleep after maths tommorow.
anyways logging out now so i can revise for maths :)

Happy birthday to you YEAH

it is my birthday (Abby) i am sixten and i am ready to groove well i can't just know because i have to revise for this physics exam i have got today i have not been able to open and pressies but i have got £15 pounds worth of money from an ye olde relative but yah i would also like to say happy birthday to johnny depp because it is his birthday too it also natalie portman's birthday as well there are many people who are born on june the ninth but thse are the only two famous people i know that have the same bithday as me. i would also like to say that iam sorry to the family of jan Tinbergen who died on the day i was born iam ver ver soz he was a dutch economist. my birthday also host these holidays and observations

• Autonomy Day (Åland Islands)
• Christian Feast Day  
• Aidan of Lindisfarne (Lutheranism) 
• Columba
• Ephrem the Syrian (Roman Catholic Church and Church of England) 
• Primus and Felicia 
• Day of Remembrance for Sigurd the Volsung (Germanic Neopaganism)
• La Rioja Day (La Rioja)
• Murcia Day (Murcia)
• National Heroes' Day (Uganda)
• The third day of the Vestalia. (Roman Empire)

My birthday is also 160th in the gregorian calander how cool is that so that mean that ther are 205 days left untill the end of the year.

MY ARM HAS GONE JAZZY SPAZZY

MY ARM HAS GONE JAZZY SPAZZY. Seriously my arm isquite litterally having a spasm it is probably because i have had about 5 or more teaspoons of choco sauce and my arm is quite litterally having spazzy about what to do with energy luckily my brain is wonderful  a decisded that best way to vent out that energy by writing a post (again) so here goes

Okay so we all have have our eureka momments somewhere along the way some people in odd place luike pythag had his in a greeky geeky bath. ihad my eureka momment in a shower. iwas having a shower having nervy spaz about my maths exam  and i worried about this question that i could not do in a past paper and i knew it was bound to be in the paper so any way i was having a shower and the =n i got it it was the cosine rule ( if you don't understand i am cool with because i am in the top set for maths) so any way when my dad came home i told him what it was because he was helping with question and started to confuse me parrellogram??????? groove on baldy so any way now my brother teases me that i only get brain waves in the shower and i should take one to the exam with me and when i get stuck on a question because i get restbreaks because of my hand i just say i need a SHOWER BREAK is not that rudey pudey in the nuddy pants rude. so yeah iwsh had a brain wave in my english exam even thought it was alright i still think icould have done better in fact the only exam i wish i had a brain wave in was my chmistry. you know i am going to a test in to whether having a shower makes you think about things because i know i definatley think while i am having a shower unless you are on of those people who like to have showers with people naughty naughty wink wink  so any way girlie news so boys look away now i got this lip gloss that makes me look like a prostitite and i n=know this because i put it on i was wearing my a skirt with my new top and new glammy glam shoews to go to the newsagents to get some milk and this man gave me fiver and siad will you sleep with me no i am only kidding but did get a wink from a really cute guy i think it is my new glasses men find me irresitble in them nah but they are really cute glasses though. i think i may get that lip stick in a bright pink because it is a dark seductive red i think i need something abit more day wearish because i think that is the kind of lip gloss that you wear on the night you know your boyfrieds going to prepose or ask you to sleep with him. OMG i have just realised that i have not told you who it was in that warped piccy it was nicolas hoult he  is so unbeliable gorget those blue eyes make you want to leap on him and snog his face but then he would be coverd in mty dark seductive lip gloss  which in my opinion is not a good look for a  guy because iremeber the time i went to see my cousin elliott and he just got back from his girlfriend and he was coverd in her lippy and i just looked at him an said you went out in street like that and he said like what and i laughed and gave him my mirrror and he screamed he is so vain ia m surpried he is not gay he takes great pride in his hair why he died it brown i will never know i thought he looked quite sweet with blonde hair and he was proper blonde not dirty blonde. and then his mum walked in and she looked at him and then at me and then at him again and siad to her joe it is not what it looks like and she said yeah i know you would not you lippy over eliotts face but i don't think thst was truthfull so noew my aunt thinks i am having and incestual realtionship with elliott grat so any byesy bye TTFN love yah tommaroh love yah yesterday lover yah today XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
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My last day of being 15

It is my last officially day of being 15 today. i will be 16 tomorrow well not untill 10:30 any way. in reply to ninis last post yes the maths exam was scary like nini i found the first half eas peasy lemon squeezy. but the second half it makes my brain hurt just thinking about it. We had an english exam and it was about whether or the age restriction for voting should be 16 of course i agree i think polticians should listen to us crazy lot has we have a lot of important new and all nini can think about is how nice david camerons skin looked on television how she knows that i have know idea she must be staring at him itently. i think it is luurrrvee at least she has found someone because i keep constantly telling her when i get to esher i will not be finding her guysthough she keeeps hitting me when i say that she is very violent child and any way she has to be nice to me tommorrow as it is my birthday. iasked my mum to get me a percy the pig cak ( percy pigs are lijke this pig head shaped sweets thta are reallly nice which you can only buy at M&S) but they had run out but i do not believe her because she is jealous that i get rhe cake and she doesnot and it is green which is her fav colour i  am not sure wether it was choclate or not but anyway she is getting me chocolate cake instead i would like to have party but because of exams it would be pointless havuing one  so yeah but i think i may have to have joint family birthday dinner with my cousin because she is coming down to celebrate her 21st so yal. so yeah signing out klingon salute now yal have a nice day yer hear

scary scary maths exam

nini here- me and abby just had our first gcse maths exam about 2 hours ago. the first half was fairly easy but the second half was so bloody hard! i answered it all but i have a feeling i failed half the exam. anyways i'm gonna revise some english cos english language paper one is tommoroow at 9am for me and abbyboa. she will blog later with further moans about maths!

i'll blog 2moro after english loyal reader-hope u don't miss me till then! loggin out now :-)>

Oh what a glorious day

As is not been glorious i have been sitting outside doing my revion seeing as it is gorgeous day oh and before i contine nini i will pester you abot this present bussiness because i s wanting to knows now. So any way all is cool but then again it is extemmly stressful seeing as are exams arte just arond the corner and everything aahrgh so yah das ist nicht gut. So apart from the endless revsion i have had kindly by courtse of my aloud shopping time because sometime in july we have our celebrations evening and we all have dress up in fancy clothes because unlike nini i am going to this. so any way have found this really nice dress and a nice pair of shoes to go with it as well i also need to find a necklace and little bag to go with it as well. Oh no my i pod has just died on me stupid thing. as you may remeber from last post i found all my old sclub cd and put them on my i pod and i have been listening to therm non stop they are so catchy dont yah think. oh by the way nini tou know my bro lost his i touch welll we fond momments after you left it was in the piano. so yah bye yah now yal have a nice day yeh hear me

there are about 20 or so kids outside having a water fight and i'm stuck indoors revising-life sucks right now

nini here. cos unfortunately me and abbyboa have exams we have to revise. i'm here in my bedroom right now and all i hear is kids screaming and throwing water at each other and normaly i would just think they are being stupid little kids cos they are running around with litlle jugs then costantly running back to their houses to get more water in the little jug but while i'm here trying to revise physics i really ennvy them. of course in just 15 DAYS!!!! exams will be over for me and abbyboa and we'll be going crazy (without little jugs hopefully) but until then i am now annoyed at those little kiddies. when they have exams i will be laughing in their face. ok well they age from about 2 to 8 years old so it may be a while till they have exams and by then i'll be old and maybe have moved out but wo cares you all gget what i mean.

ooh an d abbyboa i think i have a good idea for your pressie hehehe

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Sorry about mad mesages my i would like a for my b day.............................................................................................................. just be creative and mad if if it is a sock holder i really don't give a damn ( don't get me a sock holder though that is crazy) mabye an island or a constellation or a black hole i mean that isn't too much is is or mabye a life time supply of choocy yeah that would be cool yeah i want a life time supply fo choocy or maby and evitable supply of lip gloss custard flavoured lip gloss if there is such thing so yeah just be creative but not like creative as in homemade stuff that is for people who are tight with money and only make really boring purchases and yeah i mean the creative in what you but buy me something to match my sparkly crazy random personality yeah that sounds coolio i will seec you on see monday whaen we has a scary maths exam

JUST CALL ME THE WEATHER GIRL

I can make it rain. well only for couple of seconds it feel s so weirdd  though and i can only make light rain and it an't real. i use a spray can  just empty out the contents fill it with water make sure it is fine spray spray it above your head and it feals like it is raing  and it keeps you cool and iit is fine and it is great for praticla jokes i have already played one on brother. though i did get told of by my mum bbecuase she saw what bottle i was using at it was a hair moistureizer spray botttle and sh thought the product was still in their. so anyway spiffing to meet you old chap toodle pip whathol and all that . Klingon salute
TTFN YGBL OJLYR. (in english ta ta for now you great big losers only joking love yah really) mmmmmmmwah XXXXXXXX.
This abby by the way
So yeah this what io do in my free time see if i can change atmospheric conditions. NOT. though that would be intrstink so fare well my friend i am sure will meet aging to no where just use your imgaination no i don't regret any thing nothing at all except this song i have started to sing. i have staue of giraffe with a pompom on its head and scarf round round its neck becuase it told me it was cold. i also have metal cats on my bookshelf one called lady ginger the other earl grey. As any one seen the film ginger snaps OMG it is so scary don't watch it on your own and never in the dark because that is what i did just my cat truffles mark 2 for company. wow iam iam weird my mum thinks that my weirdness is part of being a normal teenagers but apart from Ninvandoo actually there are few people that are teenagers that ARRRH just as bonkers as me. Speaking of AARHH have you heard they are making a fourth P of the C movie so yah. see yah wouldn't want a bee yah nut fans bodomdomcha. And welcome to the stage ladybrids and gentlebugs. Abby the......................................... amzing weather girl. Thank tou thank you thank you glaad tiding glad tidings to you and your kinder bugs oohhh i have always wanted a barometer. i would like to firts of all like to dedicate my performance to ....................................................... my first ever spray can he showed me my destiny and iwill forever be grateful to my paul mitchell awaphui moisture mist so this is for spray bottle. SSSSPPPPRRRRAAAAYYYY.

OHHHHHHHHH. sorry must have dozed off mid blog i think i must have been sleeep blooging so ignore that last bit with dedicating to a spray bottle can thing i would nebver to that i would only ever deciate thing s to myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy lolyal readers as wuv you so much and don't think iam talking wubbbish and non the turn because i am not  i just admire and care about alll my fans for my blog. so finally and lasly klingon salute and good evening to you and my blighlty forever be good to you and if your not british oor do not live in bitain may country of orgin and home lanfd love you to unless you are american in which gas may god bless you instead because i thin you need it Now yal have nice day year for i ma from Memphis texas the home elvis and his impersonators. See what i mean americans need some serious helping hands and the only cure is GOD

Abbyboa you crazy random person...

nini here- after being dragged round ikea (bloody boring until i found a really long pink toy snake in the kids section and carried it around everywhere and begged my dad to buy it but he said no so put it around a large table lamp on one of the dining room displays and stole 15 little pencils he he he ) i came home and figured i would get some maths revision done so i log into fronter and i get a message from Abbyboa saying

Hello i found you blee bloo blah anyway if you read this remeber to go on our blog

so totally random.

AND ABBYBOA IF U R READING THIS TELL ME WHAT U WANT 4 UR BIRTHDAY OK!! TEXT IT, BLOG IT, SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS COS I AM CLUELESS ON WHAT TO GET U!!

loggin out now - don't want to fail my maths exams so i'm gonna ram until Waterloo Road starts

Lettus Partyus to the discous musicus

Do you like my title it is in ltin i really should get a degree in latin i am so f***ing good at it so yeah i ve been really busy with exmas and s*** so i have not really had time for this blog so any way i have free hour so ithought i'd say high do you het say high when i meant high. Oh god you guys are so not funny. Foorsooth you can prithee away and verily quickitus see i mixing my ye olde english with ltin it fabububbles. so anys it is the 2nd and any normall person would no that its the fabulaous Abby (me) Birthday oohhhhhhh ifeel a fisticufffs coming on

Just looked at my window my adoring fans are waiting for me to start a ifhgt not me i just have to drop something at a fight between two knob heads starts nah only kidding it just some knob head who wants to play in the road with me (ooer) nah i is only joking but someone does want me to come out side and i am not telling you who it is................................... oh alright you twisted my arm it issssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss aww hes gone a escuse moi whilee i shout my window at someone.
rihgt okay so this mystry person is (robbie) and if you cant read that  why you are alooser because i is not repeating it our love cannot speakust name as no one noes abot it aprt from actually who does know about i don't think anyone does apart from me and him we don't go out public much we spend a lot of time in my flower pots yes i know what you is thinkung but it is not like that our relationship is serious well i know i said that about felix but that  was not meant to be and iknew that in my heart any way we are just friends now my mum thinks he is study buddy hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha stupid sheep yes my mother uis sheep and father is horse that makes me aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa shorse or a heep coolios ciao amigo see you in the next life moi,oi it all bout moi moi moi ilove moi and i love yahal now yal have a nice day you hear or you all have Jess to answer too oh no  have ever fallin in love with someone you shouldn't have fallen in love no but i know nini has wink wink i will reaveal no more. LETTUS PARTYUS TO THE  DISCOUS MUSICUS.  Come dame let us parytay to the break of dawn whooo. Okay i am on earth now ignore from oh to whoo because that was all  a load of nonesesnicasl any way it is time for a my bicardi and coke with a couple of tequilla slammers oy yeah baby.


If you are of the 90's generation you will rememeber the sclub i found al my sclub Cd includin sclub 7 junioors and 8 and but them all on my i pod well the ones i like any way which one out of al the the sclub boys did you find the most attractive mine was calvin goldspink but now i look at them agin aaron was the cutest
so signing out klingon salute