Okay reader i am going to But some write so words down and you have to say them in a german accent okay
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F U N E T
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It is hilarious is'n it  Courtesy of The two ronnies god bless there souls blee bloo blaa bluu blii ha he ho hi hu waht larks i get up to. I am writing this thistthis blog on a laptop of a very dear friend of mine Leah actually she doen'tt know iam her i climbed through her bedroon widow she is clumpsy so yeah she will walk through this door and go hahaha and then she will hit me with her cushions until i have bruises in every part of my body believe me and then she MIGHT chuck me out of her windo don't worry i will just land in a flower bed which is just full of old springs and tin cans i am only joking but she she doesn't know i am here i think i might go and steal something that she will notice is gone but will not tell her mum about and mysteriously hand it back to her when i next see her and she will think she left it at my house hahahahaha i am such a prankster. Yeah so bysies i can hear her coming i thik i may just phone her  home phone so she will answer it and then i can easily make my way out again lalalalalalalalala lets to the salsa and get down and BOOOGIEEE YEAH LETS HAVE SOME FUN. wHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA sPONGEbOB sQUAREPANTS. hIKING HEDI GOES ON HOLIDAY WITH bARNABY BEAR WHOO LETS HAVE SOME FUN IT IS THE RIGHT TIME LET US HAVE BIG  FUN BECAUSE WE WANT TO  LALALALALALALALAL;AL. sorry i thought yolu might li,e to listen to the conversation i just had with my bonkers fgriend i am now back at home and my brother attacked me with a door sausage and biscuits licked my face ohh isn't my life just wondefull. ( THER RED WRITING IS HER AND THE PURPLE IS US TOGHTER).  so i wonder what nini is up to wassssup

Morin nutters

Bonjour ma petit ami. je mapelle Abby. As you can see i am very bad at le francis it is a good job i haven't done it for nearly 5 years and since then i have been doing German though i stopped that two years ago. Any way just a few minutes ago i recieved a letter saying i have accepted at this college i really want to got to called Esher you may not have heard of it but it is really good and has been described by the sunday times as like Eton  but free. And if you don't know what Eton is you really need to get a life iam not even joking. It is a very snobbish school somewhere in middle england and alll the boys have to wear top hats hand the coats have to have i repeat have to have tail. there is also a femal version of Eton caled Eton girls i don't know to much abou that. Recnetly my brother thought it would be funny if we made some nerdish looking miis for our wii he called his eton and i called mine goof she is very tall and skiny with long spindly plaits huge glasses and i am talking ginormous and huge teeth that make hermoine granger look normal. ( hermoine at ver rabbit like teeth in the first four books of the Harry potter series unfortunately Emmma Waton as none of those traits) Ohh talking of miis my brother has just discovered on his game mariokar thathe can play with people all over the world so any way one day we were playing with this japenese guy whose mii loooked like and an ant i am not kidding so me tom decided to create our own mine is called Fem ant and is antmon. I also discovered that you can make your mii's look like cats so i have a human cat mii called KiKat who looks well cute who biscuits obviously doesn't agrre with she is currently siting on my lap while i am writing theis post and it looks like she is just about jump of no she isn't she is going to sleep on my lap great now iam stuck i will have to get someone to remove her for me because she is not budgeing.............................................................................................................................................
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................................................................................ Sorry about that my dog isa bit of a pain in the bum sometimes becuase she is so dumb but she means well she is now all cosy in her .little basket oh god she is snoring like the world is going to end tomorrow. ooh i just found the pompom i made in tech on monday. I named it arnold  after Ginny's pygmy puff from parru hotter opps iamfeelih slightly odd today. i am feeling very sad because felix hhas not called me 2 hours now hen ormal calls me once every hour just check iam still alive i have tried calling him but i have no money to spend unlike him if you remeber forom previous post i told you he is a millionaire or really his fsatther is a millionaire and felix will herit it all when he dies though i doubt we will be toghter than he will probably go of with some preety swedish blonde BIMBO because i am telling you swedenis full of them i think the omnly person i saw who was  not blode was felix's sister elsoa who was chocolate brown his mum was ginger as well sorry i have to go my little bro is annoying me to read the blog

The big five oooo

haa nini i got to the fifty post before you mmmhaaaa so yeah to celebrate our 50th post lets look back at whay me and dear friend made this post. We made this post to display ou lovely pics but we instead used it to unleash our randomness and my crazy adventures to the world. You readers have poloietly followed as through our memorable momments so much has happened over the last couple of months i went to sweden and Nini got upto some antic in primark involving leggins. So in hounour of all our fabby readers happy 50 th post The Nini&Abby blog.
So any what happeed to My part of the world today well iwas told my brilliant navi bar was to simple by a dpressing scotsman i rushed to finish the worst piece of geography coursework ever and talked and texted my Felix endlessly through out the day. It has been writing this blog because i have been able to exert my feelings towards the world in a way i dont think iwpolud be able to say. Ohh iforget we got our exam tabels to todta and guess what exam i have on my birthday PHYSICS. and the funny thing is nin1 predicted that would happen so she is mystic marge of london seriously she should give up all hopes of being a writer and become a claire voyant. TTFN YGBL LYR MMMWAH (tata for now yah great big losers love yah really)

Almost 50...

wow almost fifty. no i don't mean we are fifty years old but we have done almost 50 posts. this is post 49. we started this blog on the 8th january this year. wow how time flies. well actually it's been less than 2 months but you loyal readers know what i mean.
Almost 50 posts of randomness, crazziness and coolness.

MANY MANY MANY MORE TO COME:)

Hello me and Nini are in ICT for the first time in ages seeing as i have been on a boat for ages and been hanging out with weird swedish people ooooh i misss my Felix. Any way me and Nini are makin BUTTONS It is so boring we actually doing work and Mr Bell is not here. I have now finished my buttons and i am now going to help Nini with her button because a computer is playing up and now she is all sad :( and annoyed. She really fustrated now She is now smashed the key board on the floor Boo hoo hoo so yah we has to go bye our crazy readers mmmmmwahhh. Now yahl hav a nice day

Random ramblings by Abby published by Blogger Dedicated to my beloved readers a one of copy buy now

Hello well its 11:38 in the Abby household and everyone is minding there own bussiness. Omg i could so be a voiceover person i am so damm good at it or a coomentor though i would probably go off subject like the commentors for the winter olympics for the bbc. While i was watching the women curling. ( i know but it is not as boring as it sounds) the commentators were talking about biscuits and stealing food from the Canadaian television truck thing and i was like what on earth as that got to do with curling and i don't think they knew they werer commentators i mean they could get up to allsorts in the that room. so anyway iam going to iceland in the summere well hopefully if my dad gets his arse of the sofa and books the holiday. Andi f we do go to iceland uit will be so cool because we will go to the blue laggon which is like a natural heated pool thing that is so big i can't even descibe even biscuits is getting excited but she won't be going will probalby take her to kennel or something or i could take to my friend emmas because she's got a chocy lab who biccies likes so yeah but i don't want to burden her with resbonsibilty of my dog. I have been flicking through old posts  and i can't believe Nini told you about me shouting at Mr Bell because he wasn't listening to me but i have to admit i was slightly pissed of because i was saying convex convex convex and the someone on the othersid of the rooom said it and she didn't even have her hand up said it and he said oh yeah convex and ohh i blew my fuse as my mum would say  it took me a full 5 mins to calm down i am suprised i wasn't send out for the first time in my school career which would have been scary. Any ooh i just got a text from Felix the love of my love oh god i cant read it i will look in mae swedish dictionary i brought to help me understand him because the funny thing is he understands me if you get what i mean (wink wink ) ahh he is so sweet but i am not going to tallyou what it says  ohh alrighth then you have twisted my arm not what happendedin sweden stays in sweden ( another wink wink ) biscuits is licking you all through the power of the screen love yah  guys nad strange person if your reading this pleas do not pester me about the contents of this post or th content of my other previous posts and the ones to come the futreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ohh i cant spell iam dum dumb

Nini  omg well haven't you been a naughty girl. So let me tell you what i got up to in half term i also went to Kingston but i didn't go quite as mad as you i just went with one of  bestest pallies who just randomly decided to ring me after several months of no talking to me because i did something she didn't like. ( i won't go into that). I spent a lot of time by the coast  which are were all my bonkers family live yeah went to brighton with with counsin second cousin really but i see more of Elliot than my first cousins. Also spend a lot of time helping my mum spring clean because our house as my dad cals it is is a tip. Did quite a lot of talking to felix over the phone i can't actually understand him but his voice is so god dam sexy i just can't get enough. so yeah. Any ways it was hilaroius in brighton because my mum didn't know i was there and i was just acting like a fool with my cousin and his mates and my friend who lives in brighton saw me and she told my mum. but she didn't ground me but she did ask me if i had been drinking alchol which i hadn't not after boxing day no further details. i love you all my fans.

Crazy Week Tuesday And Posh Friday

ok word of advice to all who are reading this- if u have a birthday party don't invite ur mates and ur whole family at the same time COS YOU GET A BLOODY CROWDED PARTY! literally there was no space to move and everywhere i turn i come across some random relative of Leanne's. i actually think her grandma was following me. i don't ven want to go in more detail cos it was a horrifying experience.

so Friday - POSH FRIDAY
so me and Sass needed revision guides cos we decided to leave it to the last minute to get them. i needed Sppanisha dn English and she needed like tonnes for science and sociolgy so we went to Kingston cos there are nice nshops there also. Then somehow the both of us came up with this crazy plan to dress and act posh  in M&S. vey crazy day and by thee way i own no posh clothes so i was walking around in a pair of black trousers and a red cardigan with red bead necklace cos that's about as posh as i an go. anyway to sum it up we got many crazy looks we bursted out in laughter many many times (especially in the underwear when we saw old wrinkly ladies buying pink frilly bras yes we did get a few dirty looks and tuts from them  which just made us laugh more then run away with laughter) and al we brought apart from revision guides was jewereelly that was on sale for £1 each. i brought like five pieces. oooooooooooh and the n we went into Primark and Sass saw some guy from her RE class there and among the hoard of people there we tried to throw a piece of pantyhose at him cos ghe was ignoring Sass when she called out to him. Patyhose is very hard to throw so we ran very quickly after i think we hit some random man. if you arereading this random man wre not sorry for throwing it at you.....actually w are sorry.............WAIT NO WE'RE NOT. :)

Nini-My Crazy Week Monday

for all you people who didn't know me and Abby ha last week off skool. ok well Abbyboa had a LOT longer cos she was off in Sweden with her swedish hunk felix but i was here in good old britain.
so anyways let me tell you bout my week

MONDAY- okay it was the day b4 my mate Leanne's 16th bday. being the crazy in a different more normal sense than me and Abby she decided she wanted to dye her hair. her normal colour is like one of those mousy light browns that just look bland (don't worry she hasn't got wind of this blog yet and shenever will now) so she wanted to dye it ddark brown. so this is where me and my friend Sasa or Sass as  i call her came into the plan. just a little background history- Sass is my best friend from primary and weve known each other since we were tiny ickle 8 yr olds and Leanne is her other best friend cos they're in the class (if u loonies haven't guessed who my other best friend is well let me just say she is a crazy girl who can realy catch the attention of Svedish hunks hint hint wink wink). anyways back to the point me and Sass had to help Leanne dye her hair a dark "Mohagony " as it says on the packet brown. so i have never dyed hair before and i had no idea what t expect. i thought it would be quick  and easy BUT NO there is like two stiocky tubes of paste in brown and a white that you have to like mix together and a weird little brush that you have to wipe it over hair with before you wash it out like 3 hours later. it took us forever to do, the stupid tubes of dye go everywhere and we kinda got a patch on Leanne's cream carpet which has been badly covered up by a random pink rug. i have officially been put off using hair dye in my entire life. when i am fifty of like seventy i will go grey proudly.

Duff Duff

OMG who watched eastenders last night. I love bradely and i can't believe he had to die like that. in fact i am ver cross because because they  ( the producers of enders of east) said the that charrlie clements would not be making a sucide exit and for you readers who don't know whio charlie is he is the actor who plays the love of my love bradders. but now i think about it it is not really sucide because he fell accidentally of the pub roof. Even though Bradders and stacey are perfect for each other i dont she deserves. i mean she put him through so much having the affair with max and then telling just after they got back together that her baby isn't his and the baby is result of rape the guily party being archie but we now nothat it can't be archies. Comeon at of all people you could have had sex with on the squarte she chose ryan imean she could haddddddddddddddddddddddd mmmm now i come to mention none of the younger guys are good looking apart from peter beale but in staceys case that woulld be cradel snatching. And now she is the murdere i had my money on jack and pegy. inever guessed in million years it would  be stacey but it all makes sense now. i don't think ronnie could have done it. I have decide that is all jackes fault because he was the on that brads to run away but then it is max fault for not conving jack that it was a bad idea. Farewell my ginger friend you know i thingk i have a thing for ginger people because felix is ginger and my cat was ginger Alas jasper may peace be with you weather you are up in heaven cheasing the the litttel mice with wings or in hell having tou privates burnt and watching the devil burn you favourite squeaky mouse. peace be with you my fellow earthlings and i love thy from the bottom of my...................................... heart

I am back big smmmoches xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

hello iam backsey well actually i came back yesterday but it was like really early so slept like most of yesterday andif i wasn't doing that i was talking to felix i think he geniuenly likes me because he is always calling me and stuff it is actually kind of scary but oh well it was really sad when i left sweden because it was on valentines evening and me felix had not spend that much time toghter so yeah i will post my pictures of my hols as soon as poss not the ones on the boat just the ones in sweden. i love yah you crazy nutbags

I wonder how Abby is doing is Sweden

she text me some inportant info yesterday. her guy is not called Felix he is called Otto Mattias Theodor Felix WITH SOME LOOOOOOOOOOOOONG SURNAME! but he goes by Felix.

i am soooooooooo bored without her especially in ict. ooh do you know she went a little crazy at Mr Bell before she left. he was asking something (yeah i never pay attention) and the answer was Convex. Abbyboa was saying it but he didn't listen to her so she shouted "IT'S CONVEX. I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR FIVE MINUTES SIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

well at least she said sir. Politeness from Abbyboa everyone! she is so lovely to depressing Scottish men ;)

mmwah mwmwah xxxxxx (:)

Nini has obvoiusly not been to ict catch up today because she has not done a blog she is probably missing me to much  so any way i have just relised i have not told you the name of my new boyfriend. his name is Felix i can't physically spell or say his surame but it sound like bloaskferopuz. his mother is called ulrika and his father is called olaf and he has a little siter called Elsa

Hello again so i am on my boat and i am really bored just been chatting up my english speaking swedish boyfriend. Actually he  isn't that good at english but you could kind of get what he was saying. I am so bored my dad a just joined this save the whales group and there doing a demonstration and i have to come DRESSED AS AWHALE. I know but my brother got to dress up as an ugly loookin narwhallso all iis good i am missing nini. Have you seen her button it s so rubish i don't like it but oh well she must be so lonely i spoke to her on the phone but the signal is crap here so it sounded like she was breaking her voice like A MAN . and guess what we will be home next weak we have been running out of diseal for sometime and you cant get it here in sweden so my new swedish boyfriend who did i mention is a millionaire is paying for our tickets. I might show you a picture of him he is quite like literally the defintion of sexy (i think it is the fact that he is swedish that makes him sexually attractive) but but i haven't had the chance to find my camera lead so i can't. Any wat i have got to go iam already in my whale outfit and mummy keeps laughing at me so see yah mmmwahhh mmmmmwah i love ilove tomorra i love yah yesterday i love yah that the the way it willl always beeeeeeee! ahhhh biscuits the dog is licking my feaet that is disgusting a may have to report her to human indecency and cruelty officer. jokes i love yah biscuits my wuvly baby biccy. She has mad the this handsome dog (not ) it loooks like a tramp but she seems to like him she keeps sniffing her bottom. he belongs to the guy who runs the this swedish pup over the road it is callled the reindeer and i have already seen about 500 santas so guess what little kiddes he is real.

Hello starshine the earth says hello. Hello my fello earthlings the stars up above say hello mmwahhhhh i love all the people of the world and i ahte waking up when i have great dream that i don't know the meaning of any way i don't know if i told you guys but i have left school and iam now selling in boat with this lovely hunky man called eduardo ( i wish) he is a grumpy old man my dad. My dad has got this crazy idea that we should go and live in this boat he has just bought go travelling round the seven seas with our dog called (sea) Biscuits.

Any way if your wondering how i am wondering how i am getting this post to you. iam in a hotl in calais we didn't get to far i afaraid my dad was hoping to get a lot further than germany. My brother is complaining that he can't understand " the french TV" and it's in english so yeah we have got my weird cousin lauren looking after our house while we are away we should be back bby the end of march so yeah we are onlly thank go doing a tour of europe. So i will probably post the next time we are on land. which will probably be in sweden or somethin. Wuv you people and yeah see you in the next life. And yes i will be missing strange person she doesn't even no iam gone untill she reads this post. i ahve been trying to phone for the past five second noooo joke i have benn calling her every hour moaning abot how bofring it is here. Any oooh isn't bisuits cute she has just licked the screen which i think means she love yah tooo well she would she is colour blind she can't see your great ugly mugs any way i better get goiing the french version of eatenders is starting it is called l'est de Londres xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Quick message

Hi just before i leave sucide land i just wanted to say LOVE YAH  YOU CRAZY NUTBAGS. sORRY I AM SO HIGH. i AM GETTING MY BRACESES OFF IN A FEW WEEKS SO IAM SO HAPPY I AM ON CLOUD NINE AND THERES ISN'T A FISH IN THE OINTMENT SO FAR. (another georgia nicholson phrase

i am back!!

just came back from a interview about five mins ago. interview went great - had the Headteacher- that woman goes on and on and on and on but she liked me. abbyboa felt so lonely without me! and i missed her tooooooo ;@

Mmmwah

Hello i am in ict and totally bored Nini left me for half the lesson because she had an interview and she ha just come back so the earth is now in balance. So yeah i am afraid me and nini will no longer be able to weird loooking pictures ( well not for next couple of weeks because a we don't use the programme any more and half term is coming up so yeah but as i love you so much i have made on just for you may have to wait for my next post so love yah you morons (i know i talk wubbish) my god iam too influenced by georgia Nicholson and if youn don't know who she is Watch or read Angus Thong and perfect snogging (ATPS for short)

does the depressing scotsman take as long as the o.a.p media  teacher when it comes to marking my work?
only time will tell
dun dun dun.....;)

Abby Back 2 posts for the price of one

i am in geography with about five mins to go my teacher thinks i am working ha ha i think he is looking thisway hoefully not. So any way yes i am back i decided not to become an eskimo and live my life as a typical western teenager so yeah and i don't think i colud have live with my God (electricity). i am supposedly doing my coursework on the amazon rainforest what fun not. i used to love this subject but it is getting so boring.
 Any way flash forward a couple of hours i am now in ict with strange person and supposedly doing work hehe haha hoho see you losers in the next life. oh that reminds me i watched this programme and apparently the mayan predicted that our world is going to end on the 21st of december 2012. And the only goog thing about that is i will at least get to see on olympic games held in london

we're in ict catch up again because we are such naughty naughty little girls! and we haven't been doing our work ;)

Why do i think of the obvious and then the original?

ok well basically i had english last lesson and we'e doin g a self speech assessment. why is the first topic i think Haiti? that is the most obvious thing thats even a blind deaf monkey could think of talking about! am i losing my originality? why did i not think of something like a beauty paegant fiasco or cassandra warren? why do those ideas come halfway through the lesson when i have already told my teacher my first boring idea. i think even my teacher thought it was boring. she even said "Make it interesting". yes i am quoting her exact words. ok i'm not one to really show my randomness publicily cos i am no Lorelai Gilmore but why do i sound so normal. i didn't even think about using my last speech from 2 years ago on ambition and believing in yourself. hmm that ..no i may just stick with the beauty paegant idea or even haiti. i don't actually think my teacher will let me change my topic without a frown and an endless irish moan cos she may just MAY have caught me smirking at her trying to open a bottle of sparkling water but i was bored.

Abby bye bye

This is my last ever post on this blog has i can't be botherd any more and i  have decided to go and live with my mum (who is an Eskimo) so i will be in Alsaka for the next couple of months untill i decide whether or not i will come back to england. Nini will still be here do she can keep yo posted on what i get up to in the north. sighning out as i prepare for my life in no mans land. See you weirdo's in the next life and i love you all.

Hi in an ict room for science.supposed to be doing work but so far i've just messed aaround on a BigFish game link that came with my USB and just messed. and miss obeysekere thinks i am doing my work like a good little girl.