Mr partridge

Nini i don't think 99% of the school fancy him ithink it is 99%.9 because nearly everyone says hi to him im ean when since did students say hi teachers  unless of course your some neeky year7 .

Nini- Randomness of Life

okay irealise especially after many reminders from Abby that i haven't posted in a while and i am very very sorry. life has been a random hassle recently - this includes a maths mock, tons of ict coursework, a depressing scotsman, a crazy old media teacher--ooh there is a story there i have to tell- and tos more. ooh anyway my media story. my crazy old but actually relly sweet media teacher called mrs murton was helpinga girl called Halima in my class with like coursework from last year cos halima is usually one of those laz types and she's a litle well kinda a lot chubby but yeah cos she was in a different media group last year she had work different to ours. she had to analyse a raunchy looking christna aguliera cd cover with some old fashioned one. mrs murton was really getting into it and was rambling thing about sex, sexually provocative poses, expressions of ectascy etc etc and then she suddenly said "the fringe of her jeans looks like pubic hair- there is a lot of attention drawn to her crotch".my whole class almost burst out laughing! and halima was just giving mrs murton a surly look and she was like "miss are you actually tryin to get me to write CROTCH and PUBIC HAIR on my work?".

anyway more rambles- i hate the effing scotsman. i have a urge to take a rounders bat to his head or stramgle him with his grandfather's kilt. he does not ever mark my work. i  have had a pile that has been growing for the last two weeks and everytime i ask him if he has marked it he says he hasn't had time and gives me a sheepish look which just shows he is lying and probably having very kinky thoughts about his kilt orr his boyfriend not that any guy in their right mind would date him or sllep with him. oh my god i just realised mr bell has probably had sex and been very very frisky. eeew yuck that is sickening. ooh by the way you know i think my crazy irish football playing english teacher may be a virgin cos she told us that she is a Catholic and she sounded quite strict about it so i'm guesssing she's pretty devout. and i was flicking through my re revision guide for total randomness over the weekend when i read that all Catholics are against sex before marriage and guessing she isn't married she could be virgin. weird huh? although i kinda figured my religious muslim maths teacher is avirgin but hey that is obvious. oooh and there is this science teacher called mr partridge who 99% of the school like totally fancy. there was even a toile dedicated to him but i think it has been rubbed off now. ooh and lastly before i have to go eat dinner BAD NEWS - SOME RANDOM COUSIN OR THIRD COUSIN RATHER IS GETTING MARRIED THURSDAY AND I HAVE TO DRIVE UP TO NEWBURY WITH MY PARENTS FOR THE WEDDING SO I CAN'T GO TO ABBYBOA'S AFTER SCHOOL. I BEGGED AND MOANED AND PULLED A HUGE POUTY FACE BUT MY PARENTS AIN'T BUDGIG AND KNOW I HAVE TO BE IN NEWBURY FOR A WEDDING! AND I CAN'T GO IN JEANS!! - THERE SHOULD BE A LAW ALLOWING PEOPLE TO WEAR JEANS AT WEDDINGS COS I DON'T IKE SMART CLOTHES. ANYWAYS HAVE TO GO EAT NOW AND PULL ANOTHER POUTY FACE SO SEE YA LOYAL READER DUDES! AND I AM VERY VERY SORRY ABBYOBOA BUT IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO SIT IN THE CAR NEXT TO A SMOOTHIE BLENDER WEDDING PRESENT AND COME TO NEWBURY YOU CAN! I STRONGLY WARN AGAINST IT THO!! :(

Weekend weirdnesss

This weekend i bought the most ammazing pair of shoes they are Purple and they are like converses but there not and they are all shiny and tey make me feel like the Doctor i don't know why i always feel like runnin when i wear them I think they came from this shop called Phase 8 i don't remeber important details like that so any way.  Also on sats i went to this Tapas bar with crazy people and i saw this notice say no under 18's allowd i thought f*** i won't be allowed in bbut it only meant the bar not the actual restraunt so yeah. Basically we ordered like loads of Mini tapas and just shared them any way there were loads of dishes that contained a battered something so yeah so we ordered mainly battered stuff because we thought it would be really lihtly battered but it wasn't it wasso heavy the rest of the food was all right there was like this really nice monkfish it was yummy scrumboes. we only went ther because and 20% of leafleT came through our door so yeah. when igot home i played this word relation game with meine familla. When the word man came up i said testicles it was so funny
What did Nini do on her weekend you ask well itell you she went shopping with friends that are not me and she was in wimbledon and did not bother andcome and see me well that was partly because she doesn't know how to get to my house so yeah

Exam rambles

Me and nini had a maths mock test today and it was realy hard it was long and dull and confused my brain feels like a pile of mush right now. w are now in ict iam going to go in a minute because ineed a good moan and felix or mabyemy neighbour is good at listening to my moans nini is unfortunately is very bad a listening to my moans maby it becaus she is so midgey she can see my emotions through my face and is tiny she can't hear what iam saying from a great height. any way in rrsponse to my post witha question life will DSM would be great my whole life would be up lifted with  happinesss nearly 40% more i know this beause when he is not teaching us in ICT i to moree work and i am less depressed because his depreesing freqency is not as high so TTFN my dear and valued readers i lovest you all and bye the way NiNi also hates the DSM...................................................... xxxxxxxxxx mmmmwahhhhhh

What if the depressing scotsman was in prison? how much funner our ict lesons would be

What if the depressing scotsman was in prison? how much funner our ict lesons would be

Casualty rambles

My brother has been a num num and broken his leg and it is in a cast that weighs a ton iam only joking he has just sprained his ankle badly and he has just got back from the hospital just to check he is alright i don't know why he dooes thiswhole injury before his birthday thing. A few weeks before his birthday my bro decides to injure himself in someway i reember one time just a couple of weeks before we were going to morroco he decides to fractur his skull soeverytime he wanted to go swimming i had to go with him incased he had a fit or he became unconcious which was really annoying no time to flirt  with french boy nah i am jokind i was to innocent to flirt with boys at that stage but i still hated looking after my bro.

5 foot 4 does not make me a midget!

5 foot 4 does not make me a midget!

Me is sorry to nin for horrible comments is made to her

Iam soory nini is calling you a midget me is very soz but the sooner you admit the better yu feel abot your height
your beloved friend
Abby(not boa

Hello

Sorri i have not posted in awhile i have not been able to get on it bacause some idiot metioning no names cough (nini) keeps changing our password so yeah nothing really intresting has been happening lately me and felixs relationship is bit rocky at the momment ever since i told him i was going to iceland in the summer he has been grouchy with me i hope he doesn't dumb me for some swedish bimbo and anyway he is coming here next week i promised iwould show him my london  and other various parts of england i wonder if my mum will let him come to Bath with us probably not all will do is snog so you know and she already makes vomitting noises behind my back when i talk to felix so yeah if i was going out with somone british she wouldn't be like this but iam soory but al the britsh lads i now are complete and utter twats and not one of them are totally bonkers except for my cousin elliott but that desn't count because he is family so the bonkers gene runs all the way through our blood though is mates are bit insane but i would not go out out with them because i dont know why i don't go out with one of them i suppose because i am to in love with felix. See i have a life that doesn't not involve nini her life involves harrasing the poor staff at starbucks, ooh that reminds me ignore my crazy post about her going to sri lanka my loser of another cousin wrote that because he is a loser and a prick and a nuum numm for leaving it up on my windows so yeah bye iam going to annoy the peopl of number 7 make them play in the road with me only jokes just going to wacth some fitt boys who live acroos from me to some skateboarding god iam so promiscious i already have boyfriend. You know what Nini has decided that because she is going to sixth form wiith mainly gorls and i am going to a college with loads of boys i have to find her a boyfriend just because she is so midgety the boys don't notice her bacause she is so small

Starbucks 40p Lollipop

i was on the bus home with my friend mollie (unfortunately Abbyboa lives nowhere near me:( ) and our bus broke down about four stops before i get off. it was taking long ton wait for another so me and mollie decided to kill time by going to Starbucks. Of course she would bring money and this would be like the one time i have none. so yeah she got a large chocol,ate frappacino thing and being someone with like 45p on them i got a tiny little cola lolly. i was expecting a frown or a sour look from the people at the counter but suprisingly they  just carried on blankly. mollie however did get a nice smile from the lady which just made me have to say really loudly "Mollie i can't believe you dragged me here the one day i didn't have any money!" followd shortly by also really loudly "ooh that big cupcake looks nice,. we're comin  here tommorow for that cupcake". both statements were true and i didn't plan to say the second one as load as i did but hey ho. anyway gotta go now cos i have to get in som emath revision so i don't like fail my maths gcse.
see ya loyal readers! :)

i am waiting to give the depressing scottsman to finish having a stupid conversation with his gay lovers/teaching staff so that i can give him my work. why the f*** can't he have his conversation another time! surely he can find some other time in his dull scottish life to go have a gay chat. if he's that desperate he can call the 10p a minute gay chat hotline! i'm sure he does- every weekend and maybe even on a Monday morning if he's feeling especially FRISKY!!!

Boredness

hello after a long and tiring day not i have been at home for most of the day but i ahd to go into school this morning so i could to some math revison . so yeah and i am BBOORREEDD I am so bored i could eat a horse speaking of horses i went to bourgh maket on saturady with my mummy because we couldn't go on sunday because we were staying at home for mothers day anyway while i was ther there was this stall selling exotic meat there was ostrich kangeroo etc. i have eten ostrich before when i wen to tenrife it yummy scrumboes but i have never tasted kanhgeroo rver in my whole entire life but it was allright. There was this one plce and thay had the most enomous slaps of chocy brownies i am tslikg bigg whoopers i wished i ad my cmera with me and the taste was so immense it just melted in your mouth yummsies

crazy ad banners

me and abbyboa are in ict making ad banners. i have done vocal effects for abbyboa's. i get to shout bins!sounds crazy but it's fun! :)

Hello earthlings the starshine says hello. Sorry i thought Johnny Depp to didn't really pass the message out correctly in the film C and the CF  so i thought i do it properly so yeah ifeel i have a and not so deep connection with johnny depp because we share the same birthday with and so to 50 other million  peole on this planet hey i just realised something  around the same time nini was born i was being concieved how weird is that give or take a few days but that is weird you have got to admit and also when i was born Depp was ceebrating his 31st birthday or something so yeah whooo whoo i feel like a train at the mommment i am rushing evsery where not nowing where i am goimg next stop no mans land. Yeah i booking at this current momment a cottage in wales For me and felix so he can soak in the crazy welsh culture and realse our passion for each other okay ignore that last bit i am just a crazy in love. ooh whos heard the banna phone song boobdooopdood ring ring ring bananaphone  yeah so by i better go now because the world is going to end in 5hours and i need to pack VIP are being taken in a liitle space ship out of harms way untill the explosion is over and they we go back down and make a whole better lifes for ourselves. Felix is a VIP and as his plus one i am going with him i am slo allowed one person to take with me and you would think that would be Nivandoo ( thats is nini really name ) but it is not it is my Dog Bicciess but she is not ap erson so i can take anotjher person so i am rescuing my Brother and i am shoving my parents in XXXXXL suitcase so yeah i would shove Nini in and XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL hand bad but i think that woould be to much because she ways like so much it is not even funny. nahh i am only joking i would only need a XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXL hand bag for her. Biscuits is so excited about her trip into space but i don't think she is looking forward to going in her traverl Box because every time she walks past she growls limek it some form square cat. i wish icoild take my swedish hamster with me as the were a i week anniversary pressie from Felix she is called Slarxa which means in swedish Bright star which is kind of true because her bright white fur makes her standou really badly oooh i have jst got a message from felix he said he will take Slarxa for me and put her with his Hamster Mattias which i don't what that means so like yeah blee bloo blii blaaaa bluuu  i am coming out i want the world to know so yeah  just ignoe that i was think of Miranda this tv comedy sitcome it is hillarious it satrs Miranda hart based on her radio show mirandas joke shop it is all about Mirandas adventuers with here friend/ slash jokesho manger Stevie and her her really cute mate Gary whoo is abslouelt gorgey sloppper slopper yummy scrumboes and she and the rest of the sane femine world wants to go out with him.

And now we willl hear a quaote from the great miranda
Thrust thrus thrust oooh it is great word thrust thrus thrust thrusty who it sounds wrong now i have said it to many times.
Sighning out peace all duuuuuuuuuuuudes

Hello again for randomness!

if there was any song i could listen to now it would be One Line by PJ Harvey. if i could watch anything it would be that movie that i saw last sunday with Winona Ryder. you know what i really want to do? i am going to get Abbyoba interested in crazy music cos her playlists are too normal for my taste. mostly Lady Gaga or the Saturdays with a few unusual ones here or there. i plan to get her listening to PJ Harvey, Michelle Branch ect etc i have to go now lessons ended

Abbyboa you are crazy. i am here in media bored again. i have my article ready and am about to print it out but i really can't be bothered. i wish i had something interesting to say but i feel dreary. dreary and hungry. media bores me . i really want chocolate. chocolate ice-cream with sprinkles. marshmallows and cherry ice cream too. ooh i wish it was lunchtime.

Greetings Earthlings

Bleep bloop oppps sorry i forgot to put the translator on. Bonjour i am coordinator Zark from planet Poosh. I have been obseving planet earth now with my co worker Co Zang for sometime and what a primitaive  culture you have it really bizarre i mean you haven't even discovered radonbio fuel yet i mean the galatic space police call you the cavmen of the universe. And you think your sun is star hahahahahahahahahah you are such losers it is actualy Betaorganismiccarbonplasmic Fire Worm. They are ancient space cresatures that dedicate them selves to protecting there designated planets that is why you are never visted by aliens, Me and coordinator Zang however have specail permission to be within 15000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000space miles from your galaxy and believe me that is a huge privilage.

So anyway i wanted to ask you earthlings what is a pod i. I transformed my selfinto a male human and bought my self one of you crazy earth contraptions and i completly ..................... sorry i just used a word that cannot  be translatted into earthish as i believe you call it. If you could please reply to thuis precious message i would be most graciou blee goo haryu rjrerks. Dammm transaltor i gegwjwwf go gjdh thing is fdjfkjsd gjfdgdk up

i am so lonely got nobody iam so lonely on my owNNNNNNNNNNNN. Yeah ladadadadada. so any way the sky green the birds barking and dogs are going baaaaaaaaaaaaaa. just an other ordinary dat in the land of blobbibbty plop. who is the doctor your notthe doctor i am. no fear the real doctor is here. iam the doctor i have sonic spanner but i thought iwas the doctor i have got my TARDIS porsche and every, some say it goes at about 1.5 lightyears a nano second. Allon Ze ahhhh your the reall doctor no iam not iam david tennant so you are the doctor no hes the doctor hello iam like totally really pompous guy with a 875bc haircut and i have no lips or a personality but apart from that yes i am the doctor and my new compaioon is Pond Amy Pond. yeah my plan as suceeded EXTERMINATE THE DOCTOR.  Wait a minute your all the doctor does not compute there is only one doctor does not compute does not compute. boooooof. yeah the last surving ever dalek is dead ahh great i have to find a new arch enemy now thanks David My pleasure Smithy boy
(The different colours mean different people)

Wow sounds like you had fun nini not why did you not go for the Katsu i willl expect a full exlaination on  monday who is this head of priate to do you mean the primary school next to ours because if it is iam confused dot com. So any way there is nothiing decent on telly tonight so me and my mummy watched Doubt which as got the fabb fab fab Meryl Streeep good it is a dead confuseing film i did not know who to believe but i think i will believe what the sister says becase the vicar guy sorry i should say priest because it is catholic church he was so creepy and he looks like he could be fidddling around with young boys. bye all yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Wow Mrs Jerrard can bitch! Loved the resteraunt though!

seriously that woman really lets it all out at a dinner with her head girl team. she says things about tons of people. when we were talkin about yr 10's fo rthe next head girl team and someone said Zoe Garshong.Catriona thought that was the "chinese Zoe" in year 10 and miss jerrard was just like "Oh God not her" so angrily. she looked so offended at justthe idea of chinese zoe. and then there was something abot kiruthika. apparently she and her whole family was ill for likea couple of months. miss jerrard was just like "if that girl gets below a B in any of her subjects i will be so angry. she will hear it from me when she gets her resuts in august. i don't want her to think she can slack off and get b's just becauseshe has been ill" she looked proper anry saying that as well. oh and there was saimah as well. a couple of weeks ago in citizenship she said to mrs ellerty that she hadn't had a history teacher in a while. miss jerrard overhead from in the corridor and told saimah off. that was like two or thre weeks before half term and she's still angry about it. that woman has so many issues. and sorry but why does have to put on hysterical forced laughter every minute or so. it is annoying. and sorry but how much does she expect me to say? when she asked me how my plate of yaki soba was (sory aby i didn't go for the katzu cos i didn't think i ould eat rice with chopsticks and i didn't know that they gave forks with the rice dishes) i said yes the food is fantastic. it tastes delicious. n'and she's just looking at me before givinga nod when she realised i wouldm't say anymore. sorry  but what does she want a description of the noodles and the chicken? a poem on the food. anyways i should add that Wagamama's was a really nice resteraunt. the food was great i also had a mango and lychee sorbet for pudding. the people were nice(the head girl team not miss jerrard) and miss sawyerr was there too. poor aaina miss jerrard made her sit at the opposite end to simran and she looked so shy and lost until ms sawyerr sat next to her. we also met the head of the priate near us. wow her voice is posh and she sounds like she's had mouth botox. there was no fit guys unfortunately although i do think the dude in the trurban was checking us all out. anywayneed to go lunchis ready see u soon Abbyboa and all our loyal readers!

Hee nini has to go have dinner with a scary lady

I really feel sorry for nini seeing as she doesn't really know the the other people on the head girl team where as i know some of them One of them used to go to my primary school two of them are i sit near to in classes and sometimes have a good old gossip with and one of them i know because she used to work in our school libary and i used to keep her company behind the desk and we used to have good old chats but now she gone all weird ever since she turned 16 so yeah. I saw my old primary school teacher today it was like really weird and she said it was an concidence she met me becausee before she came to the school for netball tournement thing that the lilllies were doing she said she found this toy thing called Baraby Bear and each child got it one weekend and had to write what the did with baraby bear and take pictures so anyway she found one of the books which had my brother in and it made her think of me seing as i apper in somr of these pics so yeah we took baranaby bear to boston and new york and i think he had a little adventure with us in a swimming pool in one of our swimming pool

Off to Wagama's Soon

so its like 4:20 and i really need to get a move on and get changed but i thiught i should blog to you loyal readers first. i am about to go have a meal with my Headteacher and the rest of the Head Girl Team at my school cos i'm like Assisstant Head Girl. you know what i have just realised? i have absolutely nothing in common with the team or with my headteacher. i would not even my speaking to them or even like smiling or saying hi to any of them if i wasn't on the team. i am about to go eat dinner with 8 really random people. not like random they have a random personality but like random yeah i have nothing in common with them. and it's okay for them cos they are all like besties anyway but i feel like the odd one out. they know nothing about my personality, nothing of substance about me. i may as well be sitting in a fancy noodle bar with 8 strangers!

I have come to an impoted realisation

Today just know after a talk with nini about Mrs Mertons crazy music tastes  i have realised life isn't just about me and that i should treat other peoples views with respect which i do any way but i wasn't  very good at. Any way Nini thinks i am boring and yeah byses

why is blogger suddenly a reported phishing website? i can write posts but i can't view the actual blog on the actual internet. this laptop is damn dodgy

oh my god my 57 year ols media techer likes drum and bass and Gorillaz and Florence and the Machine and she sings along to the the Killers in the car and motown. okay i know my own music tastes are random. oh and she dances when her car stops at traffic lights. oh she also like opera and Tchavoksky. i have a crazy music gtaste but i am a 16 . it is normal to have a wacky music taste when i am 16.

YSL:Bad Boy

Millions adored him. His name was on everything: shoes, clothes and even glasses. For years any woman worth her three inch stiletto heels owned a Yves Saint Laurent piece. Whether it be one of his glorified pieces that walked the runway on a six foot five Parisian model or his signature sickly sweet perfume that came wafting out of the fanciest of boutiques; he was worn and adored by many.




But he did return the love that was felt and given to ? No Yves Saint Laurent didn’t love. He used and abused and became physically dangerous as he hurtled glass ashtrays at his nearest and dearest.



Saint Laurent:Bad Boy, released today, is a vivid account of the dark side to the mysterious yet inspiring designer who lit up the halls of fame and fashion for decades.

“Yves Saint Laurent didn’t have friends. He loved nobody. He was intimate with nobody.” were the harsh words of his oldest and most gorgeous muse Betty Catroux who was photographed at the opening of Yves Saint Laurent’s first store back in the yesteryears of 1969.



He was described a “frightfully unhappy” from the beginning of the Seventies and by 76’ he had fallen into the Judy Garland Syndrome. Just like the doomed singer of the Thirties, he drowned out the harsh reality of being a famous “poof” fashion designer with booze, drugs and violence.

He may have been notoriously praised for produced a array of influential gorgeous fashion forward haute couture for very runway his designs would grace but his personal life was a far cry from the image the public saw.



“He was an athlete when it came to ashtray throwing”. Abuse, violence and drugs. The secret passion of Yves Saint Laurent. The side to the enigmatic designer that the world never saw. The side his fans never had a clue about. The side his closest friends and muses suffered the wrath of”.



Saint Laurent:Bad Boy is available now.

out of sheer boredom and my usual randomness i have nothing to do yet again in media. i finished my worka nd after being stuck in a green room with a laptop that takes its own godamn swet time i have nothing to do yet again. ooh yeah i was supposed to upload my yves saint laurent article. i'll do that now.

Randomness in Media

in Media again. this time i'm writing up a popular press article on Yves Saint Laurent. i don't know whether it sounds at all good. i ain't even comtemplating ask my almoost sixty year old media teacher cos i have a strong feeling that by the time she does check my article i will be applying for my 65+ freedom pass! anyways sorry for not publishing a post for a while. i have to do a really annoying thing called revision so i don't like flop my exams though i doubt i will but hey ho.

five minutes later - i've decided i am going to publish my article on this blog so you loyal readers hopefully younger than 57 will read and tell me if i am an amazing writer in the maknig.
there are people in my media like reading erotica out loud. someone i don't actually know just shouted "ooh erotic" really loudly. my media class is so random and some people are really well unintellegent. if i was to say i probably had the highest iq out of them all it would probably be a dum understatement.

another five minutes later- can i openly call Yves Saint Laurent gay in an article cos it is a fact. or is it being rude? what would my age old media teacher- who bh the way is now also my English teacher cos my 55 year ols english teacher has broken her leg.

11:55 she marked my work- and guess what-i'm still young!

So's

No they arn''t you buttons wubbish heheheheheheheheh haahahahahahahahahahah hohohohohohhohohohohohoh i am santa clause

These are mine(Nini's) aren't they so funky? you know they are

Abby's Button Obsession

my crazy friend Abbyboa has now become very obsessed about the buttons she has made. she will now post them on the blog for you------go Abbyboa!!!